The Vizsla Newzsletter (Feb / March 99)
Some basic rules for dogs who have a house to run

Image: Agasvari Perfect Prelude & Agasvari Amity and the little cat - their best friend.
Some basic rules for dogs who have a house to run
Author unknown.
- If you have to throw up, get into a chair, QUICKLY! If you can't manage
that in time, get to an Oriental rug. If no Oriental rug is available, any
good rug will do.
- ALWAYS accompany guests to the bathroom. It's not necessary to do
anything; just sit and stare.
- Do not allow closed doors in ANY room. To get a door opened, stand on
our hind legs and hammer with your fore paws.
- When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook.
You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on,
picked up, and consoled with food.
- Once a door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After you've
ordered an outside door opened, stand halfway in and halfway out and thing
about several things. It's particularly important during very cold weather,
rain, snow, and mosquito season.
- Begin people-training early. You'll then have a smooth-running
household. Humans need to know the basic rules. They can be taught if you
start early and are consistent.
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